Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via monkeysaysficus)

sixthgracler:

life really is crazy

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

(via blog-rycbar123)

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird
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